tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post7891392810643319801..comments2024-01-27T03:29:09.226-05:00Comments on Chuck Norris Ate My Baby: CNAMB Presents: The Two Worst Films of 2009 - Plus OneMatt-suzakahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-46104837054239435932010-01-04T13:15:16.584-05:002010-01-04T13:15:16.584-05:00Vish: You are right...the makers of Wolverine were...Vish: You are right...the makers of Wolverine were given money to make that pile of cat shit. And a lot of money too! <br /><br />I didn't even get into the fact that Will I Am is in it and I hate him with such a passion too! So it's probably good that I left him out or there would have been two more paragraphs!<br /><br />Ashlee: I feel the same way...if I think it's going to be shit, it probably will be and the movies I wanna avoid most are the fluff Hollywood ones and Wolverine falls right into that category. Wolverine makes X3 look like the greatest movie ever made, it's sooo bad! <br /><br />And yeah, Automaton is a direct to DVD release. I actually blind bought it, unfortunately and I even heard pretty good things about it from other horror websites. They were all lying about it being good. Jerks.Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-57307459736789445842010-01-04T10:08:41.947-05:002010-01-04T10:08:41.947-05:00When it comes to films, I can be highly discerning...When it comes to films, I can be highly discerning and just plain dismissive. Rarely am I ever wrong about how much I'm not gonna like a movie I had no interest in seeing in the first place. I realized this years ago when I mistakenly went to some girly-girl slumber party as a tot and they all wanted to see some shit movie based on the fact that Halle Berry was in it. The experience still makes me see red and want to puss all over their heavily blushed tween faces...<br /><br />So to say, I'm glad I wasted goose egg bills on all the above. Eventually I'll see H2 but because the 3rd X-Men movie so SO BAD IT HURT, I have no interest in the Wolverine one. <br /><br />That last one: another direct to DVD? I'm gonna read your review...Ashlee Blackwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01530884243523757687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-239867182548211732010-01-03T23:52:56.843-05:002010-01-03T23:52:56.843-05:00i hated AT but at least it was made by kids with n...i hated AT but at least it was made by kids with no $. Wolvie was a huge shit on an established character & mythos. It had some of the absolute worst CG I've seen (regardless of budget), it makes no sense in the context of the other X films & it had Will I Am in it.<br />The Claws looked like a place holder rather than a finished piece of CG.<br />H2 i've not seen but im sure one day i'll get around to seeing it (still not seen H1)zombivishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03943027059103277458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-17793678027335428662010-01-03T21:03:49.232-05:002010-01-03T21:03:49.232-05:00Jaded: I am as forgiving as it gets, but Automaton...Jaded: I am as forgiving as it gets, but Automaton TransPOOHsion just left an awful taste in my mouth and the "To Be Continued" ending didn't help any either. It is just one of those movies that the longer I think about it, the more I hate it!<br /><br />GD: Thanks and you can certainly use it whenever you find it necessary!Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-3079833554649832852010-01-03T18:25:44.854-05:002010-01-03T18:25:44.854-05:00"Automaton Transfusion, you can eat a swine f..."Automaton Transfusion, you can eat a swine flu filled cock."<br /><br />I may have to borrow that line some day. Classic!General Disdainhttp://www.thecriticalcritics.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-79016335268486228362010-01-03T14:56:57.274-05:002010-01-03T14:56:57.274-05:00Thank goodness I haven't seen either Wolfie an...Thank goodness I haven't seen either Wolfie and Hobo Michael. I did see Automton Crapfusion....ugh and uber ugh...what a snoozefest for sure.the jaded viewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06187249754406306760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-71290658597505540642010-01-03T13:41:52.243-05:002010-01-03T13:41:52.243-05:00Kev: That would be the one! Certainly one of the b...Kev: That would be the one! Certainly one of the best Friday kills and even when it showed up again in Jason X...it was still awesome!<br /><br />Carl: Ha ha...it's definitely worth it for $1! I have never actually seen Electra and I never plane to either. Man Thing is one I tried to watch and quickly gave up on. For me, I would add Ghost Rider to that list of Marvel gone bad.<br /><br />Emily: I just love it for some reason...one of my favorite of the series. I would love to see the "fully" uncut version of the film, but I doubt that will ever happen, unfortunately. <br /><br />That's a surprise about the H2 DVD with all of Zombies other films having crazy good extras and those super long behind the scenes docs. So maybe you're right on him giving up?Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-31324152619673011622010-01-03T12:57:09.238-05:002010-01-03T12:57:09.238-05:00Well, I do think the idea of Carrie vs. Jason in P...Well, I do think the idea of Carrie vs. Jason in Part VII is kind of adorable. For whatever reason, I just never get into that film. Maybe it's just because it doesn't hold a birthday candle to the awesomeness that is part VIII.<br /><br />And I considered renting the H2 DVD just to see if Zombie recut the twist ending, but I've heard the disc is surprisingly scant on extras or even extended footage. Maybe he just gave up.deadlydollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061028044836745499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-37632167322245392472010-01-03T11:37:39.511-05:002010-01-03T11:37:39.511-05:00WOLVERINE was so irresponsibly bad it will be one ...WOLVERINE was so irresponsibly bad it will be one of 3 Marvel movies I refuse to own on DVD (along with Man Thing and Electra). Shite. Still havent given H2 a chance, will check it out when it inevitably lands on DVD for $1I Like Horror Movieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15851268002582984544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-65622220446006871162010-01-03T02:43:16.926-05:002010-01-03T02:43:16.926-05:00I like Friday 13th part 7! Doesn't that have ...I like Friday 13th part 7! Doesn't that have the sleeping bag kill?kevessencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01380535380125826673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-15931301631508700572010-01-03T00:49:23.644-05:002010-01-03T00:49:23.644-05:00Kev: I do not even completely hate the movie, it d...Kev: I do not even completely hate the movie, it does have some super brutal and nasty kills, though they do get a little monotonous, I did like how much business was meant with each swing of the knife. <br /><br />As a director, Zombie has such a great vision, it just gets bogged down with his "other" style that was most prevalent in House of 1000 Corpses. There is some truly impressive film making in H2 and I will 100% back up Zombie as a talent, when others say he is completely terrible, just because he remade a classic. <br /><br />I think he suffers from trying too hard syndrome and that is where he just takes what is working perfectly and throws shit on it because he thinks it adds something...or like he has to be a certain amount of trashy to satisfy people, like they expect it. <br /><br />Still, he is one I enjoy and even his less than stellar films are enjoyable in one way or another...and I still think The Devils Rejects is fantastic. I will always look forward to what he does next. Thanks for the comment!<br /><br />Emily: I like the Friday franchise more than you do, but I do agree that in general, most of the films in the series are about a 2.5, but not all. Then again, I am the only person that seems to love part 7, so whatever that says!<br /><br />I enjoyed the F13 remake for what it was - didn't love it, but it was serviceable for me. I'll probably never buy it on DVD unless it was only like $5, so that kinda says something, but I think my expectations were what they should have been for a Friday film...which is low. <br /><br />I think I had higher expectations from H2 because I did enjoy the theatrical cut of Halloween and I thought once they got that back story out of the way, the murderer could play. <br /><br />You hit on something with the twist ending that wasn't a twist ending...the movie has so much balls, yet, it didn't have enough balls to go all the way and finish what it started. It should have gone one way, or another, but it stayed right in the middle and ended up being a complete mess. I am curious as to how the directors cut will be different though.<br /><br />GGG!: Stay as far away from Wolverine as you possibly can! Even having both H2 and Wolverine on the same list is unfair to H2, that is how bad Wolverine is. <br /><br />Even though I didn't like H2 very much, it is still one I wouldn't steer any horror fan away from - it is certainly worth a viewing just because it is what it is. I know most hated it, but there were a few people that did actually like it and as I said, there is some great cinematography to be had and the take on Myers is pretty cool.Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-15046266868251859052010-01-02T18:42:58.703-05:002010-01-02T18:42:58.703-05:00I haven't seen H2, but if it's anywhere as...I haven't seen H2, but if it's anywhere as bad as F13th, it must be one of the worst of the year easily. <br /><br />I have also heard Wolverine was hilariously bad (though not so funny it should be seen). I won't be watching it. I will watch H2 though, y'know, just to.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-56056105479986746832010-01-02T17:43:16.569-05:002010-01-02T17:43:16.569-05:00As much as I think H2 was a total mess on every si...As much as I think H2 was a total mess on every single level, I hated Friday the 13th even more. H2 was awful--randomly pretentious, often offensive, completely hateful, wanted to have a twist ending but didn't ahve the guts to actually twist it, had no sense of place at any point in filming--and yet still, I respect it more than F13, which had NO EXPECTATION to meet (since no matter how nostalgic you are, you can't actually claim any of the previous F13s were more than 2.5 star films) and yet STILL couldn't summon one ounce of energy for its audience. Bleh.deadlydollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061028044836745499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-34256987833399098582010-01-02T15:23:01.104-05:002010-01-02T15:23:01.104-05:00I actually liked Halloween 2. I thought the kills...I actually liked Halloween 2. I thought the kills were great. The metaphors were hysterical. And Rob Zombie continually shows improvement as a director. I can't really argue away some of the valid complaints such as the annoying trailer trash scenes and lame characters, but overall I thought it wasn't that bad. And had more to offer slasher-wise than MBV3D or Friday the 13th reboot. Thats just me though.kevessencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01380535380125826673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-29440791742209138562010-01-02T13:50:45.861-05:002010-01-02T13:50:45.861-05:00Oh man, you actually had to watch The Ugly Truth?!...Oh man, you actually had to watch The Ugly Truth?! You poor thing! Why am I not surprised it was awful! <br /><br />Wolverine was just plain terrible and the helicopter scene was just one of many that ate dog shit in that movie. The whole ending fight scene was the most painfully shot CGI fight scene I have ever witnessed!Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-40852547723205655242010-01-02T11:46:27.094-05:002010-01-02T11:46:27.094-05:00The Ugly Truth is one of the worst movies I have e...The Ugly Truth is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Gerard Butler does not work as a leading man and EVERY single joke was a cliche. I felt like I was being water boarded in Guantanamo Bay. Many thanks to my fiance for that one.<br /><br />God I hated Wolverine so much. The explosion with Wolvie flying through the air towards the helicopter was laugh out loud funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com