tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post5360091014382456019..comments2024-01-27T03:29:09.226-05:00Comments on Chuck Norris Ate My Baby: CNAMB's Worst Movies of 2011Matt-suzakahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-48924337833008656512012-03-23T16:51:14.482-04:002012-03-23T16:51:14.482-04:00thank you
açlık oyunlarıthank you<br /><a href="http://www.imle.tk/News/aclik-oyunlari-tuerkce-dublaj-fragman-izle-tuerkce-dublaj-fragman-izle/" rel="nofollow">açlık oyunları</a>Biri_35noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-571783705523312012-02-29T21:46:56.684-05:002012-02-29T21:46:56.684-05:00It sounds like the time spent going to see The Roo...It sounds like the time spent going to see The Roommate was better than the actual film, which is really what it's all about, but it is always better when the film is actually good! <br /><br />And outside of maybe Exit 33 and Eyes in the Dark (both of which you MIGHT enjoy on a ridiculous level), I wouldn't suggest seeing any of these films if you don't have to!Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-91527058735883235902012-02-29T21:43:06.197-05:002012-02-29T21:43:06.197-05:00You really are better off sitting on the couch wat...You really are better off sitting on the couch watching Lifetime all day, Ashlee. Not saying that's a bad thing, necessarily (or at all!), but one would normally expect more of a Hollywood produced feature film than what is typically shown on the channel! I say skip it.Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-77484609092678993232012-02-29T21:39:57.259-05:002012-02-29T21:39:57.259-05:00I actually haven't seen any of the films that ...I actually haven't seen any of the films that you did enjoy, though The Woman has been on my to watch list for some time. Also, as a fan of the series, in all of its flaws, I do really want to see FD5.Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-54461047879323214482012-02-29T12:53:38.102-05:002012-02-29T12:53:38.102-05:00The Roommate IS awful. It's Emily's fault ...The Roommate IS awful. It's Emily's fault I paid Times Square theater prices to see it. God I love her though.<br />The movie is abysmal. (But the leads do not look alike. Sorry, Em.)<br /><br />Insidious gets worse every time. And yes, I have seen it more than once. (My mom wanted to watch it! You can't say no to your mom!) I don't know how that film is so successful.<br /><br />Now I want to watch all these movies, Matt. THANKS! :pAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-25405958461914167862012-02-29T10:42:09.222-05:002012-02-29T10:42:09.222-05:00Ohhhhhh! Really guys?! Just reading all this about...Ohhhhhh! Really guys?! Just reading all this about The Roomate is causing me pain. I thought it would be least like you say Matt, hit minor points then Emily points out in detail that it doesn't. Oh well... and this movie actually made money?!Ashlee Blackwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01530884243523757687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-27934306651135252742012-02-28T21:22:55.738-05:002012-02-28T21:22:55.738-05:00I have one of those lists too: http://www.drbloods...I have one of those lists too: http://www.drbloodsvideovault.com/2011/12/2011-year-in-review.html - Basically, creating it was like choosing to eat the digestible parts of a wino's vomit.Dr Bloodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904860037603156527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-11894638303757481782012-02-28T18:55:34.438-05:002012-02-28T18:55:34.438-05:00You didn't like even one single film in 2011?!...You didn't like even one single film in 2011?! I think it's one of the better years we've had. I'm curious as to what movies you did see that you didn't like. <br /><br />Here's my best of '11, if you want to check it out.<br />http://www.chucknorrisatemybaby.com/2012/02/cnamb-best-movies-of-2011.htmlMatt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-39691841244444142562012-02-28T18:51:42.827-05:002012-02-28T18:51:42.827-05:00Columbiana is definitely dull and overlong, and th...Columbiana is definitely dull and overlong, and there was never any pay=off at all. The very end had a cool moment with a bazooka, I think, but that was it. <br /><br />It's interesting that you say Insidious doesn't sit well with you a second time around as I thought it might become more enjoyable for me after another viewing. But if the tension, which is the film's strength, is less effective, I cannot imagine I would like it anymore. <br /><br />That kind of reminds me a little of House of the Devil, which I have seen three times now. That film had me turning coal into diamonds it was so tense, but a lot of that is lost in subsequent viewings. Regardless, I still really enjoy it on so many other levels that losing that tension doesn't take away from my enjoyment of the film, but it does take away from its effectiveness.Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-50467680494376330262012-02-28T18:45:51.423-05:002012-02-28T18:45:51.423-05:00I watched the movie on DVD, which wasn't all t...I watched the movie on DVD, which wasn't all that long ago, mind you, and it is so forgettable that I completely forgot Zane was even in it! I guess that tells you how wasted he was as a character, especially considering I too love BZ. <br /><br />The biggest issue with the movie is that it doesn't go far enough. There needed to be way more sexual tension, and the fact that there is almost no violence whatsoever really takes the punch out of a movie like this. <br /><br />It's really a waste of a bad movie, which sounds ironic, but it's true. I would take Swimfart over The Roommate any day.Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-39647110230858046182012-02-28T18:36:14.695-05:002012-02-28T18:36:14.695-05:00Generally, much like what happens with a film like...Generally, much like what happens with a film like The Roommate, Columbiana is super generic, but sometimes that is sort of the draw. I hope it will be fun enough and entertain in a specific way, but when a film can't even deliver on the meager goods, well, it ends up on this list! More on The Roommate below!Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-16400509234349817212012-02-28T18:33:02.516-05:002012-02-28T18:33:02.516-05:00She's nice to look at and does a fair job in t...She's nice to look at and does a fair job in the film, but the whole thing seems pretty much called in.Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-83245004491084884152012-02-28T18:31:56.551-05:002012-02-28T18:31:56.551-05:00Hopefully the day never comes where you have to fi...Hopefully the day never comes where you have to fight a leather-clad, long-haired, astral plan drifter, Emily!<br /><br />And yes, I think you and I both had similar expectations about The Roommate, and it did absolutely nothing to even come close to meeting them.Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-72604944851807083322012-02-28T17:40:39.319-05:002012-02-28T17:40:39.319-05:00I don't think you went far enough with this li...I don't think you went far enough with this list. Every film in 2011 was complete and utter crap.Dr Bloodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904860037603156527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-29804460599553322702012-02-28T13:25:08.163-05:002012-02-28T13:25:08.163-05:00Oh gosh Ashlee, it's SO MUCH WORSE! A few reas...Oh gosh Ashlee, it's SO MUCH WORSE! A few reasons:<br /><br />-Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly look EXACTLY alike, and since nobody filming understands what the word 'light' means, you can never tell who you're looking at.<br /><br />-Leighton Meester who's so good at being a bitch on Gossip Girl is a bore here<br /><br />-Minka Kelly has the charisma of a button<br /><br />-ONE person in teh whole film dies, and you don't meet that person until the end anyway<br /><br />-Billy Zane is wasted. WASTED!<br /><br />-You never really know why Leighton Meester is crazy<br /><br />-There's an unresolved lesbian subplot that doesn't even qualify as existing<br /><br />-Nothing that happens at the beginning of the movie matters by the end<br /><br />-It is terribledeadlydollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061028044836745499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-58449889182107223222012-02-28T13:04:26.245-05:002012-02-28T13:04:26.245-05:00I wanna say you're war-crying for the state of...I wanna say you're war-crying for the state of cinema, period. But us here are all too smart and cinema savvy to make such essentialist statements. There will always be volumes of shitty movies just like they're always be volumes of good/great ones, oh and everything in between.<br /><br />Out of the ones on your list I have seen, the only one I didn't fall asleep on was Insidious. I didn't hate the movie or even like it but it was decent enough. I guess...<br /><br />I have no interest in Columbiana because any half-wit can see from the trailer how unoriginal it is. <br /><br />All that being said, I secretly do want to see The Roomate. Because it does look horrible. It can't be as bad as Swimfan, can it? <br /><br />Maybe I should ask Emily that question...Ashlee Blackwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01530884243523757687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-15949376347710953012012-02-28T07:55:09.450-05:002012-02-28T07:55:09.450-05:00wait this was the bad list, i am confused... i lov...wait this was the bad list, i am confused... i love zoe, but she is not a lead... in roles. not that she is not a great actress, but like will ferrell... never a lead except anchorman...Jeremy [Retro]https://www.blogger.com/profile/09912258155288958827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-72375406410972828982012-02-28T07:17:06.238-05:002012-02-28T07:17:06.238-05:00Aw, I'll stand by Insidious until the day I ge...Aw, I'll stand by Insidious until the day I get lost in Astral Land.<br /><br />But The Roommate is the WORST! I saw it drunk in the theater for my birthday last year and was incredibly angry at it, and I"m a really happy drunk!deadlydollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061028044836745499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-53231721608742533642012-02-28T01:49:10.895-05:002012-02-28T01:49:10.895-05:00I think I may have defended INSIDIOUS when you rev...I think I may have defended INSIDIOUS when you reviewed it. If not, I was definitely a big supporter of it when it came out. However, watching it a month or so ago on DVD, I had a change of heart. The ending doesn't annoy me as much as a lot of people, but what killed it for me the second time around was knowing when all of the scares were gonna happen. The tension is gone, and what you're left with is an incredibly mediocre film. The only other one I've seen on your "worst" list is COLOMBIANA. I didn't think it was so much "bad" as it was extremely dull and way too long.Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02153426751208051792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-55409210450377405592012-02-27T23:59:46.667-05:002012-02-27T23:59:46.667-05:00It certainly was very effective in spots, but it u...It certainly was very effective in spots, but it ultimately lost me in the end. That seems to be the case with most of what Wan does; he does so many things so well, but he always seems to throw a little too much into the blender for me. I do honestly think I might warm up to it over time... it's happened to lesser films!Matt-suzakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215962688591291944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235923248137948919.post-68963825165590827402012-02-27T23:51:38.368-05:002012-02-27T23:51:38.368-05:00I've only seen INSIDIOUS on this list, Matt, a...I've only seen INSIDIOUS on this list, Matt, and I actually loved it. It scared the hell out of me in places, although there were a couple spots where I thought they went a bit overboard. I'm really looking forward to what Wan does next.venoms5https://www.blogger.com/profile/13655919099947763891noreply@blogger.com