Don't forget something for J. Astro, Matt-suzaka. I'd hate to see you wind up on my naughty list. Make it nice & expensive, and be sure to keep the receipt. Happy Thanksgiving, brotha.
Mr. Xploit: Ah, yes, the true monsters of our world who make their employees work on a holiday so they can sit back, fat and rich, with their family. That's what Christmas is all about!
Not Astro: You too, man! Also, don't think I haven't been browsing through the Zubaz catalog all week long looking for the perfect gift for you!
And none of them are as soulless and bloodthirsty as the Black Friday perpetrating CEOs of Walmart, Best Buy, etc. Nice list.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget something for J. Astro, Matt-suzaka. I'd hate to see you wind up on my naughty list. Make it nice & expensive, and be sure to keep the receipt. Happy Thanksgiving, brotha.
ReplyDeleteMr. Xploit: Ah, yes, the true monsters of our world who make their employees work on a holiday so they can sit back, fat and rich, with their family. That's what Christmas is all about!
ReplyDeleteNot Astro: You too, man! Also, don't think I haven't been browsing through the Zubaz catalog all week long looking for the perfect gift for you!
How was the treasure hunt for all these goodies? You're so kind!
ReplyDeleteIt went pretty well, but I had a hard time finding the right snow cone machine!
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteIs it weird that I want all of those things also?
Not at all, Emily! In fact, come to think of it, these are some great gifts all around!
ReplyDeleteWicker Man remake + Candyman = LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteThey do have a lot in common!
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