Thursday, October 20, 2011

Dumpster Diving for Gold 4: EVER

Hey, look at this… a brand spanking new episode of Dumpster Diving for Gold (that I recorded in September), all ready to make sweet ass love to your very being. Yeah, I know, that's kind of gross.

In any event, I tried using a different camera to record this one, and it sort of worked, though there are some odd auto focus issues that make this shit seem as the video is breathing. Like, you might have an acid flashback from watching this. Or, if you're sensitive to bright colors and flashing lights, you might get all seizure on me, which would not be good because I depend on you for support.


Some post video thoughts:

More favorite?

The pressure got to me, and my Boyka imitation blew. Ma bad.

Boy, I sure don't shut up, huh?

My ability to read out loud is horrific.


  1. Did you say 'larger than Peter North's load'?!?!?! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Good vid, Matt. Nice to see your face and hear your voice.

  3. Dude, you found "Parents" on DVD?! I been looking for that on DVD for-fucking-ever!! Awesome find!

    And yes, that last movie does sound fucking amazing! I will be tracking that one down for sure!

  4. Wow, congrats on your August and September viewage! I think the Video Dead have invaded your video, which is why it appears to be breathing. Perhaps the moldy leftovers can face off against the zombies. Enjoyed the video, can't wait to see the next installment!

  5. Ashlee: Ha, he was in almost every 'movie' I watched as a kid!

    Marty: Thanks, man! I was just thinking about all you guys with Rock and Shock going on recently. It made me really miss the good old days, and I hope we can all get together for a weekend in Jersey again.

    Jason: I've been wanting to see Parents since I was a kid and hopefully it will at least somewhat live up to the long wait! I coudn't believe I found it, in K-Mart of all places.

  6. Oops, somehow I seem to have missed your comment, Monstervhsvision!

    Thanks, and those Video Dead bastards would be the best explanation for why I can never take a decent video. If I had the charger, I would use my video camera and all would be fine. Then again, the cheap video sort of fits my style! Glad you liked it, though!

  7. "Blah blah blah, look at all my movies"

    Just kidding. Those are some good finds. I thought about doing one of these before the end of the month because I picked up a LOT of shit the last couple of weeks thanks to the Halloween sales. But nah, I'll probably just write about them. By the way, I rented UNDISPUTED 2 earlier. Looking forward to checking it (and Part 3) out.

  8. Oh to live in the States and be able to shop at Kmart. With your mom. *sighs* Alas, we don't have Kmart here, but we DO have wonderous places such as PoundLand and Pound Stretcher. They usually have an 'eclectic' mix of cheap ass DVDs - usually old horror flicks now in the Public Domain!

    Looks like you got some pretty sweet bargains there.

    Another great vlog, Matt - always a joy to watch. In my bathrobe.

  9. Whoa! Can I come shop at K-Mart with you and my mom some time?

    I picked up the HELLRAISER Parts 3-8 set at K-Mart for only $7.50. I already had parts 3 & 4 and wasn't a big fan of the "Hellraiser-lite" parts 5-8... but for that price, it negated any "your so-&-so shops at K-Mart" disses that I might endure.

  10. It would definitely be cool if you did a post that showcased any good finds. I always like to read or see what others pick up for cheap. Halloween always results in some great horror sales at a lot of stores. Pretty much the only DVDs I buy nowadays are either on sale or used, as opposed to the golden days when I could afford to buy mad new releases.

    James: Ha, ha, I picture you drinking a fine Cabernet Sauvignon and smoking a pipe whilst in your bathrobe while watching my vlogs!

    Poundland and Pound Stretcher sound a lot like the dollar stores we have out her in the states. Many of them have small DVD sections with super cheap copies of (usually) public domain movies. The qaulity is always questionable, but the prices are always so good that it's hard not to grab a few here and there!

    Not Astro: You sir, need a symbol!

    Yes, we can all go shopping together and then go to Wendy's for frosties afterwards!

    I kind of like (but not really) those later shitty Hellraiser films. They are awful, but I can sit through them for the most part. Either way, that is a great price for that many movies, and at least the third film is pretty awesome, despite its departure from the first two movies.


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