Friday, October 9, 2009

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: You're So Cool Brewster Edition!

Whoa...ladies, ladies...we have a dress code here at the club, it's business casual. As in, it's my business to casually get into your pants! Had ya sweatin' there for a second...you know the only dress code at Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!! is at some point tonight, each one of you has to wear me! YEOWOWOWAA! We have a sick party going on tonight, and an even sicker song to jam out to! The one the only, dj Skele-tone is in the mood for a little necking tonight - question is, out of all you fine ladies out there on da dance floor, who's it gonna be tonight?! It's Fright Night by The J Geils Band! Hey, Skele-tone...drop that beat son!

Aw jeez, tell me that isn't Steven Seagal...as if we already didn't have enough room to dance on a Friday night...sheesh.



Fright Night was performed by The J. Geils Band (?!) for the 1985 classic Vampire film of the very same name, Fright Night! I did not even know there was a video for this song until I was literally writing this post - I was planning on using a fan made one instead and I even was commenting on how I wish there was a video! Of course, the one on You Tube was Disabled By An Asshole, so I did some searching and found this video. And boy, am I glad I did! It is so in the running against the one and only, Big Trouble in Little China for best song and video at a dance party! First off, the cute little move they do while under the covers right at the beginning, shows how much fun they had making this video, and how much fun they had in bed together. I love the Peter Vincent quadruple take stake attack, and Geils has got to be wearing some Air Jordan's to be able to jump with such vertical height! Geils versus Bird perhaps? This video rocks!

Back to the task at hand though, which is to find a way for you three ladies and I to make out! HOWZZA-OOOH! I feel frisky! And if you don't believe me, I got the proof right here! Watch...I can carry all three of your purses at the same time!

11 comments:

  1. :Pukes in your front yard, stumbles through the front door: I'm ready to roll again! Bring it, beotches!

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  2. Armies of the Night by Sparks was my fave cut off this one...

    It takes a special kind of thrill to stand out in this day and age
    Everybody looks so good and everyone is good in bed

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  3. Damn, I totally forgot about this video! I probably saw it once back in the day but as soon as it started it all came back to me. This could be your best Friday Night pick yet - no offense to Dokken!

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  4. Ohmigawd! You totally didn't tell me Chris Sarandon was gonna be at this party. I so wouldn't have worn my granny panties.

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  5. Aww shit POT...you is straight wildin' out son! You can take the POT out of the party, but you cant take the party out of the POT!

    I had never seen nor even knew it existed until the last second before throwing this dope bash! It's a good thing too...what I was writing was going in a very strange direction! And Dokken's Dream Warriors is probably the best known horror music video of all time, but the obscurity of this fright Night video is what makes it so great!

    Ha! The Sarandon doesn't judge, Emily! He would still will them off of you and onto the floor next to the rest of the panties!

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  6. Aww, shit! I totally skipped Pax?! *Gives fist bump* My bad dog. That song and the lyric specifically fit in well with the all of the party goers here tonight...namely me!

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  7. No way... great find on the J. Geils Band song! I had no idea this existed.

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  8. I still can't believe it was J Geils that did this song...I always thought it was some nobody no-name that did it! It is an awesomely 80's fun horror movie song though!

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  9. I havent seen that many dudes in the same bed since TROLL 2 =D

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  10. Hehe...good call on the all male bed bumpin' scene from Troll 2! Poor Holly Waits will just have to "wait" to get some from her man, he's just too busy "playing" with his friends!

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  11. Da party never stops, son! The next one will be tighter than my cat!

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